Funny thing for coders only

[Cleroth]

if(Cleroth->bSleepy == TRUE){
  dwResult = Cleroth->dwGoSleep();
  switch(dwResult){
  case DEF_SWEET_DREAMS:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_HAPPY;
      return TRUE;
  case DEF_NIGHTMARE:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_AFRAID;
      return FALSE;
  case DEF_NOT_ABLE_TO_SLEEP:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_PISSED_OFF;
      return FALSE;
  case DEF_UNKNOWN_ERROR:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_CONFUSED;
      return FALSE;
  default:
      DebugLog->Write("wtf?");    // =O
      breakz0rz;
  }
}

[juggalo2]

i was so there hahahahahah

[Jensen]

forgot this?

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else{
  dwResult = Cleroth->dwReadUnadvised();
  switch(dwResult){
  case DEF_ALL_NOOBS_KILLED_THEMSELVES:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_EXTREMELY_HAPPY;
      return TRUE;
  /*more cases */
  }
}

[Cleroth]

forgot this?

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else{
  dwResult = Cleroth->dwReadUnadvised();
  switch(dwResult){
  case DEF_ALL_NOOBS_KILLED_THEMSELVES:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_EXTREMELY_HAPPY;
      return TRUE;
  /*more cases */
  }
}

ya =(

[joeri]

lmao cleroth

[diuuude]

This snippet may interrests peoples who don't like noobs... maybe you can use it in your own noob_killing software

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if(Diuuude->bhappy != TRUE){
  dwVictim = Diuuude->cKillSomeOne();
  switch(dwVictim){
  case DEF_UNADVISED_NEWBIE:
      Diuuude->dwMood = DEF_STILL_ANGRY;
      Diuuude->bWantToKillSomebodyElse = TRUE;
      GOTO KILLALLNOOBSYOUCANSEE;
  case ...
  }
KILLALLNOOBSYOUCANSEE:;
      Diuuude->dwWeaponInLeftHand = DEF_AK47;
      Diuuude->dwWeaponInRightHand = DEF_ANOTHER_AK47;
      Diuuude->bFrenzyMode = TRUE;
      Diuuude->cLocation = "Unadvised Forum";
      Diuuude->dwTarget = DEF_ANY_NOOB_YOU_SEE;
      while ((iNoobCount > 0) || (Diuuude->bWantToKillSomebodyElse == TRUE)){
            Diuuude->KillAnyOne(Diuuude->dwTarget, Diuuude->cLocation);
      }
      return TRUE;
}

[Zabu]

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delete Diuuude;
Diuuude=0;

[Firestorm]

omfg looool

[Cleroth]

This snippet may interrests peoples who don't like noobs... maybe you can use it in your own noob_killing software

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if(Diuuude->bhappy != TRUE){
  dwVictim = Diuuude->cKillSomeOne();
  switch(dwVictim){
  case DEF_UNADVISED_NEWBIE:
      Diuuude->dwMood = DEF_STILL_ANGRY;
      Diuuude->bWantToKillSomebodyElse = TRUE;
      GOTO KILLALLNOOBSYOUCANSEE;
  case ...
  }
KILLALLNOOBSYOUCANSEE:;
      Diuuude->dwWeaponInLeftHand = DEF_AK47;
      Diuuude->dwWeaponInRightHand = DEF_ANOTHER_AK47;
      Diuuude->bFrenzyMode = TRUE;
      Diuuude->cLocation = "Unadvised Forum";
      Diuuude->dwTarget = DEF_ANY_NOOB_YOU_SEE;
      while ((iNoobCount > 0) || (Diuuude->bWantToKillSomebodyElse == TRUE)){
            Diuuude->KillAnyOne(Diuuude->dwTarget, Diuuude->cLocation);
      }
      return TRUE;
}

ERROR: Unexpected '.' on line 8.

[diuuude]

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delete Diuuude;
Diuuude=0;

OMFG...

I can see there are many more than all i could expect, i'll maybe need more power than what ak47 can bring. What about M60 ?

I think i'll need some peoples to help me or it'll waste me all my free time to clean outpost... Do you want a gun Eli*** ?

[Cleroth]

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delete Diuuude;
Diuuude=0;

OMFG...

I can see there are many more than all i could expect, i'll maybe need more power than what ak47 can bring. What about M60 ?

I think i'll need some peoples to help me or it'll waste me all my free time to clean outpost... Do you want a gun Eli*** ?

Ya, bring some C4, let's blow up this shit.

[ogeid]

Nerds

[diwx]

if(Cleroth->bSleepy == TRUE){
  dwResult = Cleroth->dwGoSleep();
  switch(dwResult){
  case DEF_SWEET_DREAMS:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_HAPPY;
      return TRUE;
  case DEF_NIGHTMARE:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_AFRAID;
      return FALSE;
  case DEF_NOT_ABLE_TO_SLEEP:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_PISSED_OFF;
      return FALSE;
  case DEF_UNKNOWN_ERROR:
      Cleroth->dwMood = DEF_CONFUSED;
      return FALSE;
  default:
      DebugLog->Write("wtf?");    // =O
      breakz0rz;
  }
}

i laughed myself to tears. seriously.