Bored? Read Some Irc Quotes!

diwx · Post by **diwx** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:42 am

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

HAHA !!

More at <a href='http://www.Bash.org' target='_blank'>www.Bash.org</a> B)

bone-you · Post by **bone-you** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:26 am

bash > *

Post by **charlie** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:35 pm

bash is old and takes them 50 years to moderate new quotes

Slipknight · Post by **Slipknight** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:07 am

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

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delinquent · Post by **delinquent** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:17 am

Your quotes suck.

#434593 +(5435)- [X]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at <a href='http://www.tubgirl.com' target='_blank'>http://www.tubgirl.com</a>
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

That's what it's about.

diwx · Post by **diwx** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:01 am

delinquent wrote: Your quotes suck.

#434593 +(5435)- [X]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at <a href='http://www.tubgirl.com' target='_blank'>http://www.tubgirl.com</a>
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

That's what it's about.

yeah dat 1 r lmfao

B)

Slipknight · Post by **Slipknight** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:15 am

delinquent wrote: Your quotes suck.

#434593 +(5435)- [X]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at <a href='http://www.tubgirl.com' target='_blank'>http://www.tubgirl.com</a>
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

That's what it's about.

lol tat 1 is good but the harry potter once still r t3h r0x0r

delinquent · Post by **delinquent** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:58 am

Slipknight wrote:
delinquent wrote: Your quotes suck.

#434593 +(5435)- [X]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at <a href='http://www.tubgirl.com' target='_blank'>http://www.tubgirl.com</a>
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

That's what it's about.
lol tat 1 is good but the harry potter once still r t3h r0x0r

I will take your word for it, I cant be fucked to read that much bullshit. I read the harry potter books instead.

Slipknight · Post by **Slipknight** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:46 am

delinquent wrote:
Slipknight wrote:
delinquent wrote: Your quotes suck.

#434593 +(5435)- [X]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at <a href='http://www.tubgirl.com' target='_blank'>http://www.tubgirl.com</a>
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

That's what it's about.
lol tat 1 is good but the harry potter once still r t3h r0x0r
I will take your word for it, I cant be fucked to read that much bullshit. I read the harry potter books instead.

those books blow

I can recommend some good 1's though like my personal favorite Johnny Tremain, I got so moe but try that 1 it R r0x.

diwx · Post by **diwx** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:52 pm

the harry potter books are great

especially when you got nothing better 2 do

and nobody is home
i've read em all before except the last one, which i read in the hollidays, and finnished a week ago.. currently i'm reading the 5th book again cuz i dun remember shit from the other books

lawl i dunno why i said all this crap but i r bored