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delinquent
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Post by delinquent »

<a href='http://kk.kema.at/files/kkrieger-beta.zip' target='_blank'>http://kk.kema.at/files/kkrieger-beta.zip</a>

This game is about 97 kb. Believe it or not! Fucking good programming skills here... If you are wondernig WTFBBQ?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! LOLLERSKATES!! OLOLOLOLO!!! Well basically the only conclusion I can come up with is the graphics are rendered on the fly... Im too lazy to read the readme or anything so beh But you need a really good computer to run this shit...

I got 3.4 Ghz 1gig of DDR2 PCX Geforece 5750 256mb and I still fucking lagged :P
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Post by bone-you »

haha just got to the end. I payed attention to the way things worked in it.. that engine is rather good. If they own it they should market that shit. It has a slight bug that pulls you to the left pixel by pixel (stand still), and it can't render more than one of the light off of those "genades".. other than that, that's awesome :P hands up to them.
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Post by Slayer »

Pretty cool, but that ammo sucks, beams would be better. Also a crosshair would be nice, aim is way off lol.
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Post by diwx »

I didn't lagg at all :o
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Post by bone-you »

diwx wrote: I didn't lagg at all :o
hah me neither.. but what I wonder is how they got such sound and images compressed in that file.. The engine is imaginable because it can be made very small... but there are a lot of textures in it..
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Post by tanga_girl »

98,7 KBs man, no 98 KB xDDDDD

Some people has low conections :P
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